Garden Warrior Pillows

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

Man using the teapot to apply weedkiller to plants.

pesticides/super-pest

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Leaf Blower.

"There it is Derek,....our nemesis!"

Cat in a tank...

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Tia Carmen tries to frighten a squirrel by spraying it with a hose, but it shoots the water back at her."

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

'Aphids on my plants? Don't make me use the nuclear option and spray you with carcinogenic insecticide.'

'Garden centre' 'Fertilisers' 'Rocket launcher'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"Ah the sound of the first lawn mower"

Slug Hell.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'

"Well, there go the gladioluses."

Shooting Leaves

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Rose Garden

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."