Garden Warriors Pillows

'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'The yellow rose of Texas'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."