Green Warriors Pillows

'It's okay, the chainsaw runs on biofuel.'

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

'You're an SUV owner? Well, why don't you just park right up front here...'

Genetically modified crops(Frankestein food).Keep out.

I want to buy green. I've got a checklist. Ok. Are they grown without pesticides? Yes. Trees. From local farms? Yes. And raised free-range? I believe that's your Christmas dinner.

You can't be eco-club president. I'll be fabulous! You drive a hummer. It's my parents'! It disgraces the environmental cause. No fair! That's guilt by acceleration!

Heavenly Recycling Centre

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'How quickly did you say the seas would rise?'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

The Jeopardy of Progress

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cat in a tank...

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Bees SOS

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"It's trickle down."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'May the forest be with you.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'