Green Warrior Pillows

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

Wind Farm where a forest once stood.

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'He just showed up out of the blue. Maybe there is something to this global warming.'

'I want to offset my carbon footprint Jenkins, cancel your holiday flights.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

Save Power! Use Global Warming!

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'So how long have you been anti-business?'

Kid to kid picking nose: 'That's not what's meant by 'going green'.'

"Mom, I HATE creamed corn...and isn't this stuff needed to make ethanol?"

"Yes, I did say I wanted a 'green' home. But not in the literal sense."

The oil trap.

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

"It's good that you're carbon neutral. It's just that if you stop to plant a tree in every lay-by we pass, we'll never get there."

Hear No Climate Change, See No Climate Change, and Speak No Climate Change.

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Demand For Oil

"Two flights, a train, a truck ride, and we camp generating zero carbon footprints!"

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Look a friend of the earth.

Global Waste?

'And the melting ice caps will cause green taxes to rise up and swamp us all...'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'We're going green? - You mean like BROCCOLI and stuff?'

'He says we helped destroy his habitat through global warming, so now he's going to live with us.'

Where did you guys go?

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'