Green Wizard Pillows

Climate Change Deniers

Humans...What is their purpose?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Rose Garden

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

100% carbon neutral

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'That plant food really works!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'May the forest be with you.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

It's the biofuel generation.

"What am I, chopped liver?"