Green Wizard Gifts

Climate Change Deniers

Humans...What is their purpose?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Rose Garden

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

100% carbon neutral

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'That plant food really works!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'May the forest be with you.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

I want to talk about the environment...

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.