Green Warrior Wannabe Gifts

"I've travelled the world, in my private plane and 10 litre limo, telling folk to reduce their carbon footprint."

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"You look like you could use a hug."

It's the biofuel generation.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The Authentic Christmas.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."