Green Warrior Wannabe Gifts

"I've travelled the world, in my private plane and 10 litre limo, telling folk to reduce their carbon footprint."

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"You look like you could use a hug."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The Authentic Christmas.