Passionate Green Warrior Gifts

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish