Eco-conscious Warrior Gifts

'It's a plaster-cast of my carbon footprint.'

Future Ethanol production vs. ethanol demand.

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

Colonic irrigation: Cancelled due to hosepipe ban.

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Beauty products.

Climate Talks Postponed Due To Severe Flooding. . .

Bagging Rites...A Plastic Bag: Decomposing for the next 1000 years

"Do you have to carbon offset every time you boil the kettle?"

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Hazardous Wastes R Us

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

There's no real oil emergency...

Pollution in and out of the home.

'I couldn't remember which bin it was today, so I put them all out.'

Fly Complains About Disrespect for Environment

EXXON EXTINCTION

Goodbye Cruel World...

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

New heroes!

"I'm watching you."

"It probably isn't going to pacify them, Chief."

"I don't care how cheap they are, Dennis, I don't approve of single use pipes."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'