Humorous Green Warrior Gifts

The affordable electric car for most of us.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'May the forest be with you.'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

It's the biofuel generation.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"You look like you could use a hug."

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

The Authentic Christmas.