Green Warrior Gifts

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

Wind Farm where a forest once stood.

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'He just showed up out of the blue. Maybe there is something to this global warming.'

'I want to offset my carbon footprint Jenkins, cancel your holiday flights.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

Save Power! Use Global Warming!

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"Mom, I HATE creamed corn...and isn't this stuff needed to make ethanol?"

Kid to kid picking nose: 'That's not what's meant by 'going green'.'

'So how long have you been anti-business?'

The oil trap.

"Yes, I did say I wanted a 'green' home. But not in the literal sense."

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

"Two flights, a train, a truck ride, and we camp generating zero carbon footprints!"

"It's good that you're carbon neutral. It's just that if you stop to plant a tree in every lay-by we pass, we'll never get there."

'You've got a pretty nasty case of humans. Take two asteroids and call me in the morning. The side effects are rather unpleasant, but they only last few million years, then you'll be as good as new!'

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Demand For Oil

Hear No Climate Change, See No Climate Change, and Speak No Climate Change.

Where did you guys go?

'We're going green? - You mean like BROCCOLI and stuff?'

Look a friend of the earth.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Global Waste?

'And the melting ice caps will cause green taxes to rise up and swamp us all...'

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

'He says we helped destroy his habitat through global warming, so now he's going to live with us.'