Glitter Wizard Gifts

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Best Special Effects Award

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'