Glitter Wizard T-Shirts

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Best Special Effects Award

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'