Glitter Guru T-Shirts

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'I could do that.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

JET (Part I)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Joe Henry

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Creative accounting.