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True Grit and Grit

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Apples for sale

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Come and get it!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

Getting through the week.

Computer help.

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Tech support...can I help you!

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"