Glitter Guru Pillows

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lennon and McCartney.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'I could do that.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

The Rise of Modern Art

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Eric Clapton.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

JET (Part I)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'