Glitter Enthusiast Pillows

"Remember - any card that sheds glitter gets quarantined in the garage."

"Wilfred, did you leave the lid off the body glitter?"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Diamond outfits

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Disco Bunny.

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"I'm not happy."

You just keep giving.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Birth of Darth Vader

Sparklers

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'