Glow Enthusiast Pillows

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got you for this Father's Day because it glows in the dark.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Diamond outfits

Ladies

Disco Bunny.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

You just keep giving.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Shirley MacLaine caricature

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Illuminating agricultural production

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

'I've received celebrity status!'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Dancing in tailcoats

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Joan Crawford junior

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Man lighting ceiling candle