Glow Stick Enthusiast Pillows

"Nuclear energy is perfectly safe, I'd bet my third testicle on it!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

You just keep giving.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

The Depressing Economic Crisis

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"You don't need English on every shot."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Dancing in tailcoats

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

Pessimism Quiz.

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Ravers.

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

Man shines torch on night sky painting and sees a house.

'Are you eyeballing me???!! Don't you eyeball me boy!!!'

'WHOA! Go ahead. Put yours on and see if I'm as ugly.'

Sunbathing Trick

"The stick maker!"