Light Enthusiast Pillows

"I am not being ridiculous! Have you seen our electricity bills?"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"Either we have a burned out string of lights or our roof is in need of some serious repair."

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

'What?'

Joe, the Lighthouse Keeper

Artist and night

"I like the lamp, but I'm not crazy about the cult of personality surrounding it."

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

Fly has idea to fly into the light.

'I've...invented...the...strobe...light.'

'I think you've overdone the Christmas lights again this year!'

Christmas Lights

"Some just have to hit rock bottom before they'll quit."

Street lamp

"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here."

Christmas

You need a new reading light

Illuminating agricultural production

Man lighting ceiling candle

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Hospital Departments

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."