Optical Enthusiast Pillows

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

'Well, it looks like you need trifocals!'

'The trouble is not with your set -- please adjust your eyes.'

'That should do the trick.'

Eye Tests.

'How do these glasses feel?'

Musical Eye Test

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

Hospital Departments

"The glasses? Don't worry, they're just reading glasses, I can still hunt effectively: let's go..."

Headless Horseman Glasses

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Illuminating agricultural production

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'