Optics Enthusiast Pillows

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Candid Camera store.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Henry Fox Talbot

Musical Eye Test

Man Ray

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

You need a new reading light

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'