Optic Enthusiast Pillows

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

A Huge Bill Awaits You.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Dorothy and Toto

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hospital Departments

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Musical Eye Test

"Office of quality assurance"

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Illuminating agricultural production

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Man lighting ceiling candle

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'