Optics Aficionado Pillows

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

With a hindsight exam result of 20/40, Harold hoped the new monocle would be less irritating than the last one.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

Lumiere brothers caricature

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

"I feel so seen right now."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"Please, George...not here!"

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'How do these glasses feel?'

'All right -- be that way!'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Person taking photo of a hippopotamus.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

Eye test telescope.

"Check out this live stream."