Optics Aficionado Pillows

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

With a hindsight exam result of 20/40, Harold hoped the new monocle would be less irritating than the last one.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

Lumiere brothers caricature

'No cheating'

"I feel so seen right now."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Please, George...not here!"

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Eye test telescope.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Person taking photo of a hippopotamus.

"Check out this live stream."

'All right -- be that way!'

'How do these glasses feel?'

"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'