Optics Lover Pillows

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Musical Eye Test

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Look a huge bird!'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Escher flat-pack furniture

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

You need a new reading light

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Illuminating agricultural production

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Penalty

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'