Optics Lover Gifts

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

Musical Eye Test

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

You need a new reading light

Escher flat-pack furniture

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Penalty

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.