Quirky Optics Lover Gifts

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

With a hindsight exam result of 20/40, Harold hoped the new monocle would be less irritating than the last one.

'How do these glasses feel?'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Tourist of the sea.

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.

Analphabet

Headless Horseman Glasses

I wasn't counting on you having been to the opticians!

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

'That should do the trick.'

Eye Test with Myopic Optician

'Well, it looks like you need trifocals!'

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'Do we sell 'trinoculars?''