Quirky Optics Lover Pillows

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

With a hindsight exam result of 20/40, Harold hoped the new monocle would be less irritating than the last one.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'How do these glasses feel?'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Tourist of the sea.

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.

'That should do the trick.'

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

Analphabet

Headless Horseman Glasses

I wasn't counting on you having been to the opticians!

'Well, it looks like you need trifocals!'

Eye Test with Myopic Optician

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'Do we sell 'trinoculars?''

Frog Eye Chart.