Quirky Spectacles Enthusiast Pillows

Sear Glasses

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"Whose tie?"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"It's not a backpack."

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

'Look at the ref He's wearing glasses over his contacts,'

Detention Anklets

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

'I do have a mask on.'

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

Necessary glasses

'I told him he never should have bought that two-sided watch.'

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'Cool, I finally found it after weeks of searching. . . the end of my key chain lanyard.'

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'