Quirky Spectacles Enthusiast Pillows

Sear Glasses

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"It's not a backpack."

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'Look at the ref He's wearing glasses over his contacts,'

Detention Anklets

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

'I do have a mask on.'

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Necessary glasses

'I told him he never should have bought that two-sided watch.'

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

Crucifix Spoon