Quirky Spectacles Aficionados Pillows

Necessary glasses

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Family Portrait

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

The Toilet Bike.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Hell's Comedy Club

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Revenge of the Watermelons.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

"Can he have one?"

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

"You're a real sicko, dude."

People who don't 'listen' or 'talk' toilets

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Let's talk accessories."

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.