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"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"Got outta jury duty!"

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

The Toilet Bike.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Hell's Comedy Club

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Revenge of the Watermelons.

'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

"Let's talk accessories."

People who don't 'listen' or 'talk' toilets

"You're a real sicko, dude."

"Can he have one?"

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

Bolivian oblivion: try before you buy.