Quirky Eyewear Enthusiast Pillows

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

Hats and Food

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Hats

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

'Look at the ref He's wearing glasses over his contacts,'