Trendy Eyewear Enthusiast Pillows

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Vicar In Spectacles

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

The M.C.C. Touring Side Sicily 1949 - cricket team drawing

Yoga Dog

'Look at the ref He's wearing glasses over his contacts,'

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

Sushi hats

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."