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You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

'Wow! No wonder you take naps!'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'WOW! No wonder you take naps!'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

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"You can't read the form's fine print? Good! Step into our eyeglass sales department."

'Admit it - you can't see a thing with those old specs, you fashion junkie!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'New Glasses?'

My mom must need new glasses, too. She's always squinting at dad and saying, 'are you wearing THAT shirt?'

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'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

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'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

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'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'