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'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'They suit you.'

'Perfect! I'll take them.'

'New glasses often hurt at first Tom.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'Fine, I'll take them.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

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'I don't know - it's so difficult shopping for a friend!'

'Wow! No wonder you take naps!'

"I replaced every window in my house. Then I discovered I had a crack in my glasses."

'And if you're a funny man, we've got a large selection of gag frames over here...'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

"It's a very mild prescription but these Italian frames seem to have a placebo effect"

'And with every new pair of glasses you get a cool pair of 3D glasses for free'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'New glasses?'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Admit it - you can't see a thing with those old specs, you fashion junkie!'

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'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

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'I said it's a good thing my spectacles were washed overboard!'

'How do these glasses feel?'

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"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"You can't read the form's fine print? Good! Step into our eyeglass sales department."

"Good thing they haven't invented glasses yet."

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