Eyewear Specialist Pillows

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

The latest in Eyewear.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'They suit you.'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Optometrist Humor

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."