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'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'What do you call a pair of ghostly glasses?...Spectre-calls!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Yes, I've been working with bees for a long time. Why do you ask?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

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'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Do you like my bling?

'Best to keep downwind.'

'No cheating'

'They suit you.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

The public was right

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'