Eye Care Aficionado Pillows

Santa Claus doing eye test, The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters,

'No cheating'

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.

'This is one of our best-selling contacts. Price includes artificial twinkle.'

'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'

'Any chance of a discount for quantity?'

Contacts vs. Glasses

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?

'Make sure they fit straight!'

A new brand of snacks popular with Optometrists.

Hypnotist and Optician.

'These are our publican specials.'

A Pirate at the Opticians.

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

"You can't read that? Okay, you really do need some glasses."

"Your prescription 3D glasses are here!"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"EQQILROP? . . . Not the strongest punchline after that long setup."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Ophthalmologist'

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

"You're dewy-eyed."

Eye Test

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

'We'd better make a start - give me a yell if anyone finds my contact lenses...'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'