Eye Health Enthusiast Pillows

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'Yes, that's definitely half full.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Glaucoma: Blessing or Curse?

2020: Year of the Optometrist

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

A new brand of snacks popular with Optometrists.

'Your headache is due to eye strain. Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'Mum, are you sure carrots are good for my eyesight?'

"The bad news is that you have too many eyes. The good news is that they're like limpid pools."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Optician and the PI.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.