Eye Health Enthusiast Prints

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

'We're hopeful the built up pressure will subside, but right now he's still in glaucoma.'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'Yes, that's definitely half full.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Glaucoma: Blessing or Curse?

2020: Year of the Optometrist

'Good news, Little Orphan Annie. We've finally got some donated corneas for you.'

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

A new brand of snacks popular with Optometrists.

'Your headache is due to eye strain. Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'Mum, are you sure carrots are good for my eyesight?'

"The bad news is that you have too many eyes. The good news is that they're like limpid pools."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Optician and the PI.