Eye Enthusiast Prints

"It's no use, I can't do it - I only have eyes for you!!"

"I AM AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Look, Mom. I O.D.'d.'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

Glance Exchange

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Optician and the PI.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."