Eye Health Advocate Pillows

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

"They're excellent for the eyes."

"Good. Now, try the bottom line."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Desert Dermatologist

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

Preventive medicine.