Eye Health Promoter Pillows

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

Preventive medicine.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Vaccines vs Variants

"How many letters can you read?"

"You won’t need refills."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Optician and the PI.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'