Eye Health Promoter Gifts

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

Preventive medicine.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Vaccines vs Variants

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"You won’t need refills."

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Optician and the PI.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."