Eye Health Enthusiasts Gifts

Man visiting the ophthalmologist to have dots removed from his vision.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Optician and the PI.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'