Eye Health Advocate Gifts

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

"They're excellent for the eyes."

"Good. Now, try the bottom line."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Desert Dermatologist

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'