Eye Care Advocate Pillows

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"I see a lot of this. Your eyes are stuck in a down position -- try not to look down at your phone so much."

The Ophthalmologist

Policeman at opticians, reading eye chart that says 'ELLO ELLO ELLO'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

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'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Optician and the PI.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'