Vision Improvement Advocate Pillows

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

George Washington's Birthday

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

One of the three blind mice

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

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'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

"They're excellent for the eyes."

Health Care

"Good. Now, try the bottom line."

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

"I can't see them when they're sleeping. I can't see them when they're awake."