Vision Aid Advocate Pillows

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Snow Blind

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

Vitruvian Man

Prosthetic snake.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

Skiing in a wheelchair

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

One of the three blind mice

"How many votes do you have?"

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Pirate toilet.