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Opticians - I MUST BUY A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE RANGE OF DESIGNER FRAMES...

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

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'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'They suit you.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Vicar In Spectacles

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

'Make sure they fit straight!'

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Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.